It occurred to me the other day that when Google finally gets us all jacked in and connected that I'll be able to get answers to so many questions so much more amazingly faster.

You see Brain will allow us to pick whatever pertinent information we need right from the appropriate section of the gray matter of our nearest and dearest. What does my office buddy want for lunch today? A quick search through Google Brain and I can see the desire for pizza seems to have worked it's way up to the top of the results. What was the name of that theater show my wife was dying to see? One quick click of the Brain search button and I've just earned myself some serious points with my lady.

It's easy to see that with Google Brain everybody wins.

What's really going to be exciting is the Brain Cluster search. With Brain Cluster you'll be able to pick any group of brains and see what's on their collective minds. What's the best place to bring everyone for dinner? Brain Cluster has the answer. Did you really blow it last week when you made fun of Jimmy in front of everyone for that thing he said? Brain Cluster can give you the exact approval/disapproval percentages in seconds.

This service, as expected, would be limited solely to your most trusted of friends and family, and of course Google. Logic dictates that you shouldn't be able to search just anyone's brain for just anything. Well, logic and most privacy laws (for now). With Google Brain you'll be able to set limits on exactly who can have ingress in to that thing you call a brain and exactly what they can rummage through. 

Looking for a way to earn a little extra spending money? Well if you tend to be the go-to guy for answers for your friends and family then Google's Ad Sense for Brains might just be your ticket to that new stereo system. With Ad Sense for Brains you can monetize all of those random queries and turn them in to cold hard numbers that will move directly from your Ad Sense for Brains account right in to your online bank account to make those numbers even bigger! With all that adding of numbers you'll find that deducting numbers becomes less of a worry and soon unicorns and rainbows will be guiding you effortlessly through life.

Combine this with the fact that with Google Brain all of these inquiries can be answered without you even knowing it and it's easy to see that you'll have time and cell phone minutes to spare!

What will they think of next!? Well, Google Brain of course!

Anyway, I for one welcome Google Brain. It's about time we stopped using these clumsy human interfaces and got something we can actually rely upon. That and I think I can make some decent money from relevant ads posted around all the built up useless knowledge that I have. I can finally put those magazine subscriptions and countless hours of Discovery to work!